December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
3 posts
May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Be careful at the zoo!
For Dan...
I look at this every day - thanks Dan!
August 2011
5 posts
3 tags
2 tags
Because I Had to See It, So Do You! →
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
Yep. This.
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
1 post
CANNOT WAIT. Who knew I was such a SCREAM fan?
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
2 posts
john cabrera: Untitled John Cabrera Project Needs... →
Okay, you wanna know a secret? It actually isn’t untitled.
So, what’s the name, you ask? Well that’s a secret.
Oh, you want us to whisper it into your ear? Okay. But we’d need to do that in person.
So I’ll tell you what, if you can help us with the following little challenge we’re facing, we’ll…
May 2010
1 post
Hall or Oates?
We were discussing music we don't like and David started playing Hall and Oates.
Mom: There's someone I can't stand.
David: There are two people in the band - Hall and Oates.
Mary: Which one do you hate?
Mom: Well all of them I guess.
April 2010
6 posts
Try not to smile. I dare you.
I had a dream
So the other night, I had a dream that I was the prime suspect in the murder of a certain Parenthood star.
He was drunk and chasing me and my friend Marisa. I then hung from a tree branch, strangled him with my knees a la Jack Bauer, and confirmed he was still breathing before we headed out of the forest we were in.
Cut to a few hours later, Marisa and I were watching the news, and along came...
March 2010
6 posts
Scott Pilgrim vs The World →
Description = yes please!
douchebaggery n.
johncabrera:
1) The philosophy held by douchebags that those in positions of power above them be treated with a high degree of ingenuine respect, while those on a lower tier be treated like excrement, particularly in front of those of higher status.
2) The act of putting the philosophy into practice.
e.g. Be careful, douchebag. Ten years from now you will have forgotten all the douchebaggery...
February 2010
11 posts
You’re such a pretty melody. I’m just another tattooed tragedy. Oh...
– Butch Walker and the Black Widows, Pretty Melody
I am so excited for this album.